Here are a few gems from past issues of The Cryptogram, the bimonthly magazine of the American Cryptogram Association (ACA):
Ever wondered why lemon juice is made from artificial flavor while dishwashing liquid contains the juice of real lemons?
My advice to you is get married. If you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not you’ll become a philosopher. ~Socrates
Sign at botanical garden snack shack: Unattended children will be given an espresso and a free puppy.
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