More groaners

A dyslexic man walks into a bra…
She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll stillĀ  be stationery.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

and finally…

Two guys sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly, it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
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