Fourth of July humor

Here are a few jokes, er, profound observations, for this fine holiday:

Eagles may soar but weasels are not sucked into jet engines.

I find it ironic that colors red white and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you

You should fly the flag on the Fourth. I once asked a friend “What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland?” He didn’t know but he said that the flag is a big plus.

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