{"id":3828,"date":"2019-11-23T17:53:59","date_gmt":"2019-11-23T17:53:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.ackgame.com\/onwords\/?p=3828"},"modified":"2019-11-23T17:53:59","modified_gmt":"2019-11-23T17:53:59","slug":"somebodys-daughter-by-david-bell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.ackgame.com\/onwords\/somebodys-daughter-by-david-bell\/","title":{"rendered":"Somebody’s Daughter<\/em> by David Bell"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Somebody's<\/a>Somebody’s Daughter<\/a> by David Bell<\/a>
\nMy rating: 5 of 5 stars<\/a><\/p>\n

This hilarious parody of a thriller is a mash-up of The Perils of Pauline: Centennial Edition<\/a>, Inspector Clouseau, and Michael Frayn’s classic farce Noises Off<\/a>. It starts with Michael, happily married, answering the door to find his ex-wife (whom he hasn’t seen for ten years) standing there demanding he come with her to find his missing daughter, a daughter he never knew he had and which he doubts is his. Every chapter thereafter ends with a cliffhanger moment, someone in danger, a gasp-inducing big reveal about to happen, only to cut to another scene – a running gag that made me chuckle every time. Not a single action by any character makes any sense, but then, it’s a farce and it’s not supposed to. At the end of every chapter I tried to guess what the craziest thing someone could do at that point, and every time I was wrong. The author thought of something even wackier. The only mystery here is whether the author knew he was writing a parody. All I know is I got a kick out of it.<\/p>\n

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