{"id":1323,"date":"2015-10-15T20:46:14","date_gmt":"2015-10-15T20:46:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.ackgame.com\/onwords\/?p=1323"},"modified":"2015-10-15T20:46:14","modified_gmt":"2015-10-15T20:46:14","slug":"in-case-of-emergency-by-courtney-moreno","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.ackgame.com\/onwords\/in-case-of-emergency-by-courtney-moreno\/","title":{"rendered":"<em>In Case of Emergency<\/em> by Courtney Moreno"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a style=\"float: left; padding-right: 20px;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/book\/show\/20578746-in-case-of-emergency\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/d.gr-assets.com\/books\/1394523007m\/20578746.jpg\" alt=\"In Case of Emergency\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/book\/show\/20578746-in-case-of-emergency\">In Case of Emergency<\/a> by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/author\/show\/7778689.Courtney_Moreno\">Courtney Moreno<\/a><br \/>\nMy rating: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/review\/show\/1417355936\">3 of 5 stars<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The lead character is a bisexual female emergency medical technician or EMT. The book is split about 60-40 with her relationship with a lesbian being the 60 and her adventures (and misadventures) taking ambulance calls the 40.<\/p>\n<p>I really liked the 40%. The dark humor, inside jargon, and debunking of TV medical crap all were terrific. I learned that PFO means Pissed and Fell Over, CATS means Cut all to Shit, and a Badge Bunny is a female EMT trying to land a firefighter or cop.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m probably being unfair, but I didn&#8217;t like the 60%. The author writes well, but I ended up skimming or even skipping most of it. So sue me. I&#8217;m a heterosexual male and just can&#8217;t relate to a love affair between two badly screwed-up females. Why are romances in novels almost always dysfunctional, populated by people with horrible relationship histories? I guess it sells, but it turns me off.<\/p>\n<p>I think the author and publisher were really going for a romance with this one, not a medical thriller. Only one of the 29 Goodreads reviews is written by a male, although two or three others are not identifiable. Maybe they&#8217;re bi, too. That&#8217;s usually a sign of a chick lit piece. The nice thing about the way it&#8217;s written, though, is that the medical part and romance part are nicely separated by chapter, so it&#8217;s easy to cherry-pick what you want to read.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/review\/list\/12975428-russell-atkinson\">View all my reviews<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In Case of Emergency by Courtney Moreno My rating: 3 of 5 stars The lead character is a bisexual female emergency medical technician or EMT. The book is split about 60-40 with her relationship with a lesbian being the 60 and her adventures (and misadventures) taking ambulance calls the 40. I really liked the 40%. 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