{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"OnWords","provider_url":"https:\/\/blog.ackgame.com\/onwords","author_name":"Russ","author_url":"https:\/\/blog.ackgame.com\/onwords\/author\/russell\/","title":"Our Ignorant Newsies - Ordinances - OnWords","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"xmRekRQ7cK\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blog.ackgame.com\/onwords\/our-ignorant-newsies-ordinances\/\">Our Ignorant Newsies &#8211; Ordinances<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.ackgame.com\/onwords\/our-ignorant-newsies-ordinances\/embed\/#?secret=xmRekRQ7cK\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;Our Ignorant Newsies &#8211; Ordinances&#8221; &#8212; OnWords\" data-secret=\"xmRekRQ7cK\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script>\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/\/# sourceURL=https:\/\/blog.ackgame.com\/onwords\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-embed.min.js\n<\/script>\n","description":"I just heard another idiotic reporter in Ukraine who said the citizens there were in danger from unexploded ordinances. He managed to make two mistakes in one word. First of all, an ordinance is law enacted by municipal government, like a parking or zoning law. What he actually meant was ordnance. The second mistake is [&hellip;]"}