{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"OnWords","provider_url":"https:\/\/blog.ackgame.com\/onwords","author_name":"Russ","author_url":"https:\/\/blog.ackgame.com\/onwords\/author\/russell\/","title":"Our Ignorant Newsies - KPIX news edition - OnWords","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"7pthcnoE1F\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blog.ackgame.com\/onwords\/our-ignorant-newsies-kpix-news-edition\/\">Our Ignorant Newsies &#8211; KPIX news edition<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.ackgame.com\/onwords\/our-ignorant-newsies-kpix-news-edition\/embed\/#?secret=7pthcnoE1F\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;Our Ignorant Newsies &#8211; KPIX news edition&#8221; &#8212; OnWords\" data-secret=\"7pthcnoE1F\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script>\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/\/# sourceURL=https:\/\/blog.ackgame.com\/onwords\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-embed.min.js\n<\/script>\n","description":"Do you remember that famous YouTube post from the guy complaining to Verizon that they overcharged him because they quoted the wrong rate? Apparently no one in the entire Verizon employment structure understands what a decimal point is. If not, here&#8217;s the a link to the original. It&#8217;s hilarious. Verizon Can&#8217;t do Math &#8211; YouTube [&hellip;]"}