Two recent idiocies I heard in the last two days:

Elizabeth Cook of KPIX, talking about a car in Lafayette crashing into a house. “Firefighters extradited a 72-year-old woman from the house.” She was a fugitive? What was she wanted for?

On the radio: demonstrators somewhere were “mounting an armed resurrection.” So I guess Jesus has given up the peaceful approach.

I must hear a dozen of these a day, and these are from professional writers and talkers. Just imagine what it’s like listening to the average person all day.